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Dust League Season 5
Qualifier #1

Fri Jun 12: 5:00pm PDTFri Jun 12: 6:00pm MDT
Fri Jun 12: 8:00pm EDT
Sat Jun 13: 2:00am CEST
Sat Jun 13: 8:00am PHT
Sat Jun 13: 12:00pm NZST
Dust League Season 5
Qualifier #2

Sat Jun 13: 5:00pm PDTSat Jun 13: 6:00pm MDT
Sat Jun 13: 8:00pm EDT
Sun Jun 14: 2:00am CEST
Sun Jun 14: 8:00am PHT
Sun Jun 14: 12:00pm NZST
Team Practice
Wed Jun 17: 5:00pm PDTWed Jun 17: 6:00pm MDT
Wed Jun 17: 8:00pm EDT
Thu Jun 18: 2:00am CEST
Thu Jun 18: 8:00am PHT
Thu Jun 18: 12:00pm NZST
Player Spotlight
Daniel 'CorneredRat' Brockett Age: 31
Nationality: USA
Hometown: Eugene

Race: Orc
Average APM: 90
Orientation: Left Handed but plays Right Handed
Favorite Unit: Level 6 Thunder Lizard
Hated Unit: All Human units
Would Nerf: Ancient of War
Would Buff: Gargoyles
Favorite Player: Hitman
Claim to Fame: Still playing Wc3 after having both hands cut up in a street stabbing.
Biggest Weakness: Level 1 Homeless Tweaker Creep IRL
Loves: The Windrider

Rat Song Eleven

Rat was born
And that was one.
Rat’s Brother, dying, mewed
And that was two.

Rat was wet,
Rat slept,
Dreamed a tunnel of water, noise and smoke,
Rat, in the wheel, spoke

Rat’s need to be a declamatory being,
And Rat was three.
Rat wondered: Do I Love,
The wheel in the heart go round enough

To this or that applause ?
Whereupon, Rat was four,
The dark behind him out from which he crawled,
But eyelids closed, still the dark was Law.

Rat made school and so became a God.
‘I’ was the passport there, and ‘I’ the only word.
Rat learned the rhyme, Rat learned to stay alive,
Rat found the rhyme had rules, and knew that he was five.

The rest nix,
Rat six.
Winners get the glory,
Rat knew Rat was Rat, a winner’s kind of story.

His words made pools,
Ripples made from rhyming tools,
But the seventh ripples were a wave
That took back what the others gave.

Through eight he got small girls to dream,
Wrapped them in his rhyming schemes,
Rat left human far behind,
Made a Mother make a Brother, made nine.

Rat says of ten, often beaten.
Rat says of eleven, the beginning and the end.

-Tommy Randell, Dec 2014